Fantastic. You've read our degree requirements and are ready to register.
Your tuition dollars earn the right to have your academic work judged by Dave McAwesome and/or the McU faculty. If Dave McAwesome and/or the McU faculty, at their sole discretion, finds your work to be acceptable, you will receive a diploma. Ships only to U.S. and Canada. No exceptions.
Cost: $50 (limited time introductory price, dude)
Wait! That's not all. You must email your 5-page paper or arrange to have your diorama viewed. This university ain't for slackers! Please use the following email. In order to thwart spam and maintain a high level of efficiency and service, please type the address into your email.
Include the name and address on your Paypal account AND the type of degree you are persuing. If you do not send this information within a week of payment, your course work is considered incomplete. THERE ARE NO REFUNDS. You have six months to submit your paper or diorama.
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