McAwesome University. Eat it, Harvard.

What is an institution of higher learning without a legion of muscular, microcephalic athletes, cheerleaders and booster clubs? Oxford, that's what! At McAwesome University, we offer a full range of Division I fantasy sports, sponsored in no small part by

Check there for updates on fantasy leagues and perhaps you too can earn your Varsity letter. In the meantime, McU is securing funds for the first of its kind thumb-wrestling stadium.

As for you fans and boosters out there, keep up the good work. Especially keep up the good work that involves sending us money. The McAwesome University Robot Dinosaurs can't very well be expected to compete without a state of the art thumb-wrestling facility.

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