The following degrees (B.A., Ph.D.) are available at McAwesome University. Other specializations may be arranged with our faculty.
- Voltron Studies
- For the advancement of the investigative field of cartoon robot sciences.
- Beer Gluttony
- Tastes great? Less filling? Or sweet, sweet nectar of the soul?
- Human Sexuality, Sex, Porn and Sex
- For advanced research into the most sensual and lasciviously named disciplines.
- Literature
- Inquiry into words and stuff.
- 80s Pop Culture
- The decade that gave us G.I. Joe, Transformers and Pat Sajak is a mighty one indeed.
- Poetic Self-Loathing
- Nobody likes poems about flowers, and we won't be rewarding such tripe here. More salient investigations are warranted.
- Science
- Many universities offer degrees in molecular physics or biochemistry. Pah! Sheer laziness! Here you must know it all. All of science!
McAwesome University, as you can plainly see, is a progressive institution, in many cases leading the Quixotidian charge into unusual and fascinating new fields of inquiry. If you count yourself among the dauntless, the unfettered, or even a group of long-suffering Jets fans, it's time to register.
For information on our degree requirements, click there. No, not here. There. You just missed it.
